New Horoscopes

  • Aquarius: jackin it
  • Pisces: likes iggy azalea
  • Aries: weeaboo
  • Taurus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Gemini: ayyyyyylmao
  • Cancer: still listens to psy
  • Leo: kony 2012
  • Virgo: 420
  • Libra: a trashy hoe and you know it
  • Scorpio: entry level anime trash
  • Sagittarius: .................slime man
  • Capricorn: bruh

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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